I have always and will continue to champion for the underdogs. Except for Rudy. I met him in my youth, asked him to sign my Notre Dame tee shirt, and he took it. I guess someone else needed that tee shirt a little more than I needed his stupid signature.
And I hate Notre Dame now. It was where I wanted to go to college, a young, bright catholic boy from the cornfields of Southern Ohio. I ended up in the CUM dumpster. And that really sucks.
I do have a little bit of pride for my highly discriminatory alma mater, they did make it to the NAIA national title game this year. They got their asses stomped, but as any Ohio State fan will tell you, getting to the game is a very nice consolation. Huge amounts of exposure.
My favorite team is the Browns. The Clowns. They just fired the Chud. Maybe they should hire me as a head coach.
Or my boy Jake Orr-Zody.
We used to be the Rams. Left for the beautiful shores of LA. Ended up in the gateway to the West St. Louis. Beautiful arch, World Series contender Cardinals every year, and Super Bowl Champion used to be CLEAVEland Rams.
Have you heard of a man named Art Modell? He was the owner of the Cleveland Browns franchise that ended up winning multiple Super Bowl Championships for the shitty city of Baltimore. The same hallowed franchise that owns multiple AFC championships from football's glory days.
The Browns have a lot of draft picks this year. They will get this ship right, and I guarantee, you will see me laughing in the end. It will be me laughing at you, for not being a Brown's fan.
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