Thursday, January 2, 2014

Why did I have many lines cast? You axe

The reason I hit on every attractive female I see is because I feel like at least one of them wants a little Conrad in her life.  Honnold's have good DNA.  We might be a little crazy, some would say our family has a curse, but we are attractive, brilliant, funny, and at the end of the day, we are good God fearing sombitches.  Except for Alex.  He is a militant atheist.  Funny he should be the more popular cousin.  Maybe I should get out of the Jesus game.

If you have ever been hit on by me, you should pat yourself on the back.  You had a chance to get with me, and you opted to say no.  Which I guess makes you pretty fucking special.  Like short bus special.

So now I am setting my sights on bigger and better prizes, I want you all to go fuck yourselves and buy my books.

2014.  We are in it to win it.

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