The reason I hit on every attractive female I see is because I feel like at least one of them wants a little Conrad in her life. Honnold's have good DNA. We might be a little crazy, some would say our family has a curse, but we are attractive, brilliant, funny, and at the end of the day, we are good God fearing sombitches. Except for Alex. He is a militant atheist. Funny he should be the more popular cousin. Maybe I should get out of the Jesus game.
If you have ever been hit on by me, you should pat yourself on the back. You had a chance to get with me, and you opted to say no. Which I guess makes you pretty fucking special. Like short bus special.
So now I am setting my sights on bigger and better prizes, I want you all to go fuck yourselves and buy my books.
2014. We are in it to win it.
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